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itsagifnotagif:

“Accidentally”

snakegay:

[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!

evanhhansen:

hallowsbian:

evanhhansen:

hallowsbian:

you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick

hey iris?

hey, how are you?

i was good until i read this post, thanks

legolokiismighty:

louisamayanniecat:

silentthevoice:

Petition to change “he looked at her like she was the sun” to “he looked at her like she was the moon” and any other variation bc I look at the moon in wonder and love and amazement while I’ve only ever just squinted angrily at the sun

He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset he wondered how he’d never seen her before.

dude

zamaron:

mainmanblackdynamite:

blaqheart:

bonrealprophecies:

Lmao

i hate this so much lol

Must be fucking nice

So ole girl got a free job a free house and then was like “see it’s not that hard!” i’m crying

charlottewinslowfitness:

the LAST person you should ever compare yourself to is a celebrity. they have the ability to spend thousands of dollars a month on the most perfect organic food, diet plans, workout plans, and have access to the most high end personal trainers. little old you is doing just fine! make your goals realistic and don’t get bummed out if you aren’t progressing as fast as someone else.